This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the Marina.  I noticed a man shouting "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels!", when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown!

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you help those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department!

It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded. I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.

When you are in a difficult situation and wonder where God is; remember the Teacher is always quiet during the test.
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What a waste.  You could have sent for a couple of doe tags with those stamps
With sufficient thrust pigs fly just fine
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