hydiseka
During
his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity
level.
 
He
described a typical day this way:


“Well, yesterday afternoon,
I waded along the edge of a lake,
 drank
eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy
brush,
 jumped
away from an aggressive rattlesnake,
 marched
up and down several rocky hills, stood
in a patch of poison ivy,
 crawled
out of quicksand
 and
took four leaks behind big trees.”

 
Inspired
by the story, the doctor said,“You
must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”

 
”NAH,” he
replied, “I'm
just a shitty golfer.”

 
With sufficient thrust pigs fly just fine
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buckhuntertrailcam
Hahaha
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IroquoisArcher
lol
When you are in a difficult situation and wonder where God is; remember the Teacher is always quiet during the test.
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ghosthunters
Good one .. lol
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