kdornski

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10—inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23—year—old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 69—year—old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23—year—old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10—inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.”

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IroquoisArcher
lol
When you are in a difficult situation and wonder where God is; remember the Teacher is always quiet during the test.
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bigbassmann
I don't get it. The math isn't adding up. 50 years ago his wife was 23 but now she is 69. Is he still married to the same woman?  [biggrin]
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IroquoisArcher
bigbassmann wrote:
I don't get it. The math isn't adding up. 50 years ago his wife was 23 but now she is 69. Is he still married to the same woman?  [biggrin]

Ralph, just ask Marilyn how old SHE is and see if you don't get a smaller number.
When you are in a difficult situation and wonder where God is; remember the Teacher is always quiet during the test.
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ghosthunters
Lol!
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